Monthly Archives: February 2013

Snitch Review: More Than the Mandatory Minimum

When it comes to modern action heroes, you’ve got to wonder why Hollywood’s had so few new takers that it’s forced to rely on recycling the old ones as many times as possible.  Aside from the leathery, wrinkled old guard … Continue reading

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Dark Skies Review: Signs in Suburbia

With all of the excitement of Oscar Sunday going on, it’s hardly a surprise that the only two new releases this weekend were barely on anyone’s radar.  One of those two is Dark Skies, a lightly-marketed supernatural horror from The … Continue reading

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Oscar Award Winners: First Reactions

Now that the winners for the 85th Academy Awards have been announced, I thought I’d share some of my initial reactions with you all.  If you DVR’ed the awards and do not want to know who won, stop reading now. … Continue reading

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Rorschach’s Oscar Winners Predictions

On this, Hollywood’s biggest night, I finally give you my predictions for who will win, who should win, and who might cause an upset in this year’s academy awards.  They are as follows. Best Picture: Will Win: Argo Should Win: … Continue reading

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Rorschach’s Oscar Nominations and Winners

I’ve been putting this off for a while, but now that I’ve completed my resolution to watch all major oscar-nominated movies from 2012 (Amour technically doesn’t count as it is a foreign language film) I’d like to show you all … Continue reading

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Rorschach Presents: The Oscar Drinking Game

Like me, many of you will be tuning in to the 85th Academy Awards this Sunday to see who goes home with the little golden man and who goes home with… well still a lot seeing as they’re movie stars … Continue reading

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The Sessions Review: Let’s Talk About Sex

As wildly inappropriate as it is to quote Salt-N-Peppa at the beginning of a review for this serious of a film, it’s a sentiment that this movie puts forward at every turn.  I’ve seen some very graphic and occasionally uncomfortable … Continue reading

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Beautiful Creatures: Not Just Twilight with Witches

Like me, many of you probably had the same reaction upon seeing the first trailers for Beautiful Creatures:  it’s just Twilight with Witches.  With the vacuum left by Stephanie Meyers shamefully successful “saga” it comes as no surprise that Hollywood has … Continue reading

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The Master Review: Don’t Blink

It’s about damn time that I got around to seeing this one.  Released last September, The Master has racked up piles of acting nominations and enjoyed a healthy amount of critical if not necessarily commercial success (the film only made … Continue reading

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Safe Haven Review: Losing My Sparks-ginity

You heard me right, before Thursday night I had not yet been subjected to the apparent cheese-fest that is every Nicholas Sparks movie of the past decade.  Between The Notebook, Dear John, Nights in Rodanthe, A Walk to Remember, The … Continue reading

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