If you were to ask me who my least favorite director is (aside from Uwe Boll, who admittedly has some merits as a human pinata for in, I’d be torn between two people. One of those people, for obvious reasons, … Continue reading
Before I start this review, I’d love to point out how deliciously ironic it is that so much of the marketing for this film featured a literal Train Wreck. Over the past five years or so, Disney has pumped … Continue reading
Earlier this year I announced my goal of seeing every new release to come out this year in 1,200 theaters or more. Well, the year is now officially half over I’ve basically stayed true to that (Damn you, The Peeples!), … Continue reading
Few animated movies over the past decade or so have taken people off guard quite like Despicable Me did in 2010. The first film made by the fledgling Universal Animation production company, Illumination Entertainment, the combination of the Dr. Horrible-esque villain reversal … Continue reading
I’m not going to lie, I’m not much of a book-reader. I only own two books at the moment that are neither school nor movie industry related. One of those two books happens to be Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide, … Continue reading
*The following review was posted several months ago on my site, but taken down at the request of the screening party. Now that the Disney’s review embargo has been lifted, I am now allowed to repost it.* I got the … Continue reading
Well, it’s been a long wait but it’s finally here. After Star Trek: Into Darkness, Man of Steel stood as my second most anticipated movie of 2013 for a variety of reasons. Of those reasons, not a single one made me … Continue reading
Like most art forms, a Rorschach personality test shows us something abstract and allows us to determine our own interpretation of what it is and what it means to us. This blog is my attempt to explain what I see when I look at these metaphorical movie ink blots, and I hope that along the way I can learn what you see from time to time as well.
