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Broken City Review: Completely Beyond Repair

When I went to the theater this Martin Luther King Day, I knew I wasn’t in for anything special.  What I didn’t know is that I would end up enjoying the pile of shit that is Haunted House more than … Continue reading

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Warm Bodies Review: Too Much Heart, Not Enough BRAAAIIIINS

I got the chance to see an early screening of Warm Bodies courtesy of Regal Cinema’s rewards program, and while I’ll do my best not to spoil anything for you, I figured I’d at least let you know what I … Continue reading

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Oscar Nomination Game: 1st Entrant: Committed to Celluloid

As some of you might remember, I recently announced that I’ll be holding a little competition to see who can correctly guess the most nominees for this year’s Academy Awards in the following categories: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, … Continue reading

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Les Miserables Review: My Favorite Musical Since Chicago

Let me start off by saying that I am not a fan of musicals in the slightest.  I love music and I love film, but the combination of the two has never struck me as anything but odd and alienating. … Continue reading

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Jack Reacher Review: Incredibly Formulaic Fun

While I’m here patiently waiting for Django Unchained to come out, I figured I might as well catch this mildly interesting looking action/dirty-cop/thriller.  After seeing it, I’m wondering if Tyler Perry is watching and wishing he had an ounce of … Continue reading

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This Is 40 Review: (Un)Funny People

Quick word of advice, if MEGAN FOX is one of the most likeable people in your movie, you have a problem on your hands. I’ve been a bit torn on Judd Apatow for a long time now.  I wasn’t the … Continue reading

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B Movie Madness: Dead Snow

I have a theory that Horror movies are an elaborate campaign put on by Abstinence advocates in an attempt to communicate the message that, If you have sex, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!    In any case, it’s been a long time … Continue reading

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Looper Review: JGL Could Use a TARDIS

I mean come on, what fun is a time machine that isn’t bigger on the inside? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a really great movie in theaters.  Sure, there have been good movies and not-bad movies, but the … Continue reading

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